Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

Dear Diary - I fooled all of those SWAT cops who raided my home. They looked all over the place and they could not find any illegal drugs.

Well that's because I paid one of my neighbors $25,000 to let me stash my stash in his pool house for a few days.

And people say that Justin Bieber doesn't have any sense.

Well baloney to that. And put some salami on top of it also.

Justin "The Brain" Bieber