Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 January 2014

Dear Diary,

Watched an American football game last night and wrote a song.

I hated it this morning when I ran over a turtle.

There he was slowly crossing the road probably thinking, "I have my own house to carry around and I am fully unafraid of...SMASH!"

Then he crawls back to the way he came, trying to find out if his "house" is fully covered for the damage I had done.

I didn't see him in time.

I guess those PETA people who ruined my leather jacket will be back if they hear about this.

Stupid turtle!

-Justin Bieber

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