Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 January 2014

Dear Diary,

I got into it with my girlfriend recently and forgot to record it here. Or at least I can't find where I listed it. Probably too mad at the time.

Or I jotted it down on a napkin or something and lost it.

Anyway. We were in a tent on the beach and she didn't like me looking at anyone but her.

You know, I have forgotten exactly what the fight was over.

She stomped out of the tent and she was mad and wasn't watching and she stepped on this kid's sand castle.

Next thing I heard a commotion and there she was on the ground or sand and rolling around with the kid's mother I suppose.

They were still fighting when I left.

Having heard from her since. Don't want to.

-Justin Bieber