Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

Dear Diary,

Saw a great looking older woman today. I guess I was born at the wrong time.

They either look great and in their thirties or giggly, giggly.

Not all I guess. I guess they get tongue around me. But I'm a songer with a great career if my silly boyhood don't ruin it.

I still love practical jokes and think farts are funny. Maybe they always will be.

I walked up to this older woman and said hello. She looked at me and asked if I was Lulu's little boy.

Nuff said. I farted and walked away. Least it was funny.

-Justin Beiber