Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 16 January 2014

Dear Diary,

Had to have my physical today. I always dread that. Especially when the guy asks you o turn your head and cough while he holds your balls in his hand.

It's too intimate.

Maybe that's why I shy away from being intimate, myself.

Maybe I have intimacy issues, but I can't stand it when people touch me on the balls for medical reasons.

He could ruin me.

Even my voice might be different.

I need to get friendly with a doc whom I can trust.

-Justin Bieber

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