Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 January 2014

Dear Diary,

About a year ago I went to have a photo session with this hot older lady so the press could tell more lies and we could get some publicity.

I won't put down here who she was but here's something I learned:

Never comment on a woman's rear end! NEVER! Never use the word big, size, whatever. Even Nice! She won't understand and you'll get slapped sometimes and something thrown at you at others,

Stay away from that word in any form!

Even if Miley's backing into you!

-Justin Bieber

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