Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 January 2014

Dear Diary,

I wore a leather coat and somebody threw paint on it. I don't understand that.

If we were taken over by cows, I don't think they would give a big Moo! how they loaded us up on trucks and sending us to the slaughter house.

Wouldn't they look silly in human skin?

Guess they would have to sew several of us together but more likely they'd keep us in a Chinese buffet until we weighed 500 pounds and we'd make a nice cover.

If they ever did get control, can you see another cow throwing paint on us?

I got to write songs. Why am I writing about cows?

-Justin Bieber

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