Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 12 January 2014
You know what I like? I like it when all those guys who think that I am a "Squirt" have their tongues hanging out when I walk into a nice restaurant with a beautiful woman.
I got called "Squirt" a lot and I let that motivate me. I rub it in and become as big of a squirt as I can be.
That makes them so mad!
World's biggest Squirt!
Of course, it once got to me until I discovered that I had a talent.
So if you hear of me doing something like a little squirt, that's what I want them to think.
Makes them so mad they could hit something. Of course, I stay away from them personally.
-Justin Bieber...Professional Squirt!
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