Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 11 January 2014
How about that woman who had an orgasm for three hours. I hope her husband didn't have to go also after four hours. That would be one time I would like to have been in the emergency room. They thought she was having a baby.
Ordinarily I hate going to be around an emergency room.
Like that time I went out with this older woman and had too much mixed drink or a reaction to some. It was in Brazil and it was a mad house, especially after some of them recognized me.
They had to drag me inside and check out my blue bag.
I never knew why it turned blue but they told me not to be drinking some of the stuff they serve down there.
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