Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 11 January 2014

Dear Diary,

How about that woman who had an orgasm for three hours. I hope her husband didn't have to go also after four hours. That would be one time I would like to have been in the emergency room. They thought she was having a baby.

Ordinarily I hate going to be around an emergency room.

Like that time I went out with this older woman and had too much mixed drink or a reaction to some. It was in Brazil and it was a mad house, especially after some of them recognized me.

They had to drag me inside and check out my blue bag.

I never knew why it turned blue but they told me not to be drinking some of the stuff they serve down there.

-Justin Bieber