Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 11 January 2014

Dear Diary,

A new year and now the next big thing will be Valentines Day.

I got to get a lot of those this year. I told a lot of ladies that I would.

Hope I can remember them all. Guess I wrote them in here.

Wonder why they chose that Cupid thing for Valentines Day? Here's a fat little fat kid and he's after you with a weapon. Even worse, it may be a deranged midget.

Sounds like a Stephen King novel.

It's a weird world.

-Justin Bieber

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