Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary
Friday, 10 January 2014
Mom loves Manx Cats as I've put on here. But we do have a dog, Hamlet.
I never heard of a dog named Hamlet but she says it's a famous name in literary circles.
Then she goes to calling it, "Ham".
Is Ham in literary circles? This one does. He circles around and around before he lays down.
Also, he's very jumpy. But in a house with 4 cats, no wonder.
She even took him to a dog or pet psychologist.
That was something else I had never heard of.
Of course, this was after I began making a lot of money.
I think it has confused Hamlet even more. Mom says: "Hamlet get off the couch!"
I wonder if the dog psychologist says: "Hamlet, old boy, first lie down on the couch. Go ahead."
And there's old Ham confused even more.
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