Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Friday, 10 January 2014

Dear Diary,

You learn something new every day.

A friend of mine made some snow cream and tried to give some to their dog and the dog turned up it's nose at it.

So I went outside and got some frozen poop I found and yellow snow and mixed a little with the snow cream and he ate it all.

He even licked the bowl.

I would say, "There's no accounting for taste" but my fans say that to those who don't care for my music all the time.

-Justin Bieber.