Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Friday, 10 January 2014

Dear Diary,

Sometimes I can't believe all this is real.

I mean here I've just gotten back from Brazil. (Now I'm writing lyrics in my diary.

"Just got back from Brazil
Sometime I don't think this life isn't real"

I can remember when I thought the highlight of my life was that great food fight at the Ryan's buffet.

Now, soon gotta get back at it. Keep my name in the news.

Maybe another food fight. This time at a Chinese buffet!

Better do it here or in USA because it's not too safe outside of these. Somebody might throw a bowl of soup or something.

-Justin Bieber