Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Friday, 10 January 2014

Dear Diary,

Why do people like to make fun of small people. They make jokes.

Like when you're lined up at a urinal and some smartass in line lokks over at you and says "Will you shake mine too? You're already down there.

Of course that was a few years ago and now I have my own place behind the stage.

One time a guy smarted off something about a little twerp and I waited until I had finished and kicked him between the legs and ran off.

The last thing I saw Of him, he was on the floor and pissing his pants!

-Justin Bieber (Wrote "She's Mine" today).