Justin Bieber - My Fake Diary

Friday, 10 January 2014

Dear Diary,

What's got into Miley Cyrus lately. That wrecking ball was silly.

Today I heard she was upset over some people forgetting her birthday. I mean, what's to celebrate after you're a kid. All you did was be born.

Maybe a song. "Hey, you know you forgot my birthday?" Naa. It's too silly.

You got brn. You lasted another whole year. Everybody, treat me special, it's my twerking birthday.

She sure wore her birthday suit on that wrecking ball!

-Justin Bieber