Jeremy Beadle - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 25 November 2003
oh how i hates that noel edmunds, i do, i really hates him.
he's only gone and got his face back on telly again with a new show this christmas called 'you show me your money and i'll show you were i've been keeping your daughter hostage'
im telling you now that he's only were he is because of mister blobby, i needs to get me a dummy that i can shove me fist up-then ill be back on form, oh yes ive still got it welll it never left me.
must go tricks need playin, mammys need to be forced into breaking down in tears in the middle of the trafford centre, i always give the kiddy back in the end so theres no need to involve the police this time.
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