Jeremy Beadle - My Fake Diary

Monday, 1 December 2003

The new show I'm working on isn't exactly working out.

I go to a shopping centre or mall, this month it was the Trafford Centre, armed with my hidden camera and film my pilot show.

Unfortunately it keeps getting rejected by the TV Networks. The only people interested in it are the police. They keep hammering my door down and telling me off.

Naughty Beadle!

It's hilarious though, the look on the Mammy and Pappy's face when they think a kiddy-toucher has nicked their precious.

Then I spring out dressed as a policeman, I then rip off the latex mask and then the penny drops. They can get a bit emotional when I open the brief case and release the kiddy.

(look at the affixed snap shot! This kiddy didn't want to get into the brief-case. Almost ruined the gag! the blighter).

I've been punched in the face before by a pappy. He shouldn't be allowed out the nutter, he's a danger to society.


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