Jeremy Beadle - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 3 December 2003
Oooh Pinky is hurting today.
I was investigating under the bed (couldn't sleep) and got lil pinky caught under the bed.
I had to fold some of the mattress back and goff greenies down to lube pinky that was trapped.
Got pinky out what with the greenies.
Washed pinky, poor thing. I put on the gold sequined glove, specially made for pinky.
Oh, the coppers are still outside! Can't they leave me alone? There's crime to fight, never mind my autograph!
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