Jeremy Beadle - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 2 December 2003

hi fellow tricksters

ive had a hell of a night i could hardly get to sleep what with the constant banging on the door and police sirens, they are still on about the trafford centre malarky, i suppose they want to see how i do it everybody usually does.

i can be walking down the street minding my own business and then someone walks passed and i can see that they are wanting to ask me how i manage such good disguises, they only run off because they are embarrassed about meeting such a big star. i put then at ease by dragging out the police man mask and uniform, or traffic wardon depending on where my mood takes me. they love all that.

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