Jeremy Beadle - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 30 October 2003

Just got back from the clinic-the old complaint is giving me serious grief again-wish I hadn't done so much swinging in the sixties!.

Glad to see that fat Dingle girl has got the boot from 'Youv'e Been Framed.

Nobody can take my place.

But must dash-time to put some more ointment on my bum.

It must be hard for all you ordinary people to exist without me .