George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 23 November 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

That Sarah Palin is a great looking gal but I don't think the GOP would ever run her for president, not with things like a bikini calendar out there.

I remember that actually hurt Bob Dole.

But Dole was so proud to show off the effect of those little purple pills.

Oh, here's one of Sarah skinny-dipping and here's another one of her skinning a state trooper.

Rugged outdoor type.

Better hide this. Laura wouldn't approve.

Neither would Mother.

Cheney would have 12 heart attacks.

W.