George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 22 November 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here. Funniest thing. There was a huge up roar in the Senate bathroom area and no one seems to know what was happening.

We still don't, but Vice President Cheney is fuming mad. His face was all red and he mumbled something about wishing he'd had his hunting rifle.

Then..hee hee..Later on I see Senator Craig and he's walking around with the help of a crutch, his foot in a cast.

So, putting 2 and 3 together, I'd say there was some fancy footsying going on that wasn't appreciated.

I'll have to keep them apart for awhile.

As Dad always said it "Wouldn't be prudent" should they meet with the C-Span cameras going.

W.