George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 29 November 2008
Dear Diary,
W. Here. That Harry Reid thinks he's hot shit. Calling my administration the worse ever. What does Harry Reid or "Dingy Harry" as Limbaugh calls him, know about all those other administrations?
I've surged in the polls since they decided that I'd step down this January. Wait till Balack Osama is in here and Letterman and Leno start with the big Ears jokes.
They'll probably re-use those same jokes they did, apparently, about my own ears, calling me "Dumbo".
And Joe Biden..."Joe Biden, code name "Buckwheat" with the hair plugs, went and put his feet in his mouth again today"...See, even I can do it.
W.
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