George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 19 November 2008

Nov 19th, I think.

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

That Obama kid attacked old Hatchet Face all during the primary and now she may be Secretary General. Same people coming back aboard. Daddy and I would never do that. Well, actually we did..come to think of it. But at least I didn't have "Change" up everywhere.

As I recall, it was "Same Old Shit In Iraq". Of course WE didn't put those signs up.

Dad needs to take Bill to the woodshed like he used to do me. We'd go out there and drink like fish. hee hee I'd squall out a few times to please mother.

Those were good times.

Why does Obama have to consult with all these people before making a dicision?

All I did was ask Cheney.

W.