George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 18 November 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I thought our first meeting with the Osama family went well. We all posed together for the cameras outside, walked indoors and the slapping and hair-pulling started.

You see, you have to get that part over with right away.

I remember seeing stars when backhanded by Hillary but she sure looked funny when I kneed her in the groin.

Compared to the Clintons, this one was mild. Texans and those Razerbacks don't get on anyway, president or not.

If I remember right, none of us could sit for a week. But I'm not sure if it really happened that way or not.

I'll ask Laura. I DO remember her yelling at Bill, "And here's another one for womankind, you pig!" Hee hee. I think even Hillary joined in on that one.

Oh, if these walls could talk.

W.


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