George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 20 November 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

You know what? I miss Letterman and Leno's jokes about me. Some were really funny and...little did they know...absolutely true!! ha ha So

I guess the joke was on them.

But I miss them. Tonight's were all about Obama, Hillary, even Sarah Palin...but no good Bush jokes.

I'll just have to go out and try even harder to do something dumb.

I know. Instead of pardoning the White House turkey I'll send it to Gitmo.

Boy oh boy. Wait till they hear this! It's nuckler time, Boys!.

W.


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