George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 17 November 2008

Dear Diary,

Mrs. W. Here.

George always wants to keep record of his presidency. But George is out like a light. He's that way every time we have sex. Sometimes during. It's tiring being president every day.

But tonight George was great. I think he'd knocked back a few. Then afterwards he got out his jumpsuit and ran around the bedroom yelling "Mission Accomplished!!" until he sat down and went to sleep.

He's one of a kind.

Tonight, George, you polled 100%.

Mrs. W

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