George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

Dear Diary. W. Here.

I sometimes wonder just what the American pubic think a President should do for 24 hours a day? Don't we get some time off for sleep? Don't we also need a vacation sometimes to get rid of our frustrations by whacking a few bushes?

Personally, I give each bush a name before I whack that sucker to death.

Sometimes I give more than one bush the same name.

Wonder how Balack Osama will handle his frustrations?

Take today. Here I've pardoned several convicts whom I believed to have received unjust sentences. And what happens? They have the nerve to ask me to commute fifty others!

How in the world am I going to find enough time to drive these people to their destinations?

Let them hire a cab with their license plate money.

W.