George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 16 November 2008

Dear Diary,

W. Here. Some people are getting all excited because of our American kids not doing well in math and science. Well, I didn't do well in math and science and I became President of these 48 newnited states. What do they think calculators are for?

And they say our kids are horrible at geography and can't even find the Newnited States on a map. That's just plain silly. All the kid would have to do is point at his feet.

Pollsters think they know it all.

10 percent approval...my happy ass!

W.


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