George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 8 March 2010

March, 2010

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I don't know why those Chile people are blaming me for that earthquake. I can understand them blaming me when I was President about that New Orleans Fats Domino thing, but Osama is president now.

I hadn't heard the news and somebody asked me about Chile when it happened and I told them to add more beans and meat and put some onions on the top.

I wasn't joking. I hadn't felt about what had happened yet.

Obama is the one to see, not me. He's butthole #1 now.

W.