George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Monday, 8 March 2010
I don't know why those Chile people are blaming me for that earthquake. I can understand them blaming me when I was President about that New Orleans Fats Domino thing, but Osama is president now.
I hadn't heard the news and somebody asked me about Chile when it happened and I told them to add more beans and meat and put some onions on the top.
I wasn't joking. I hadn't felt about what had happened yet.
Obama is the one to see, not me. He's butthole #1 now.
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