George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 28 January 2010

Obama got to give a State of the Union Address last night. I remember when I got to give those.

Let's see, I was in office for eight years, and you give one of those speeches every January, so I must have done at least a dozen of them.

Those were kind of fun. Every time you said something, you'd have to stop and wait while you got a standing ovation.

I got tired of looking at Pelosi last night. If I was there, I would have put a whoopie cushion on her chair. Maybe that would have taken that Stepford wives look off her face.

If I gave all of my family and Secret Service Agents a State of the Union speech today, do you think that they'd clap for me?

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