George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 15 February 2010

Februrarry, 2010

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

I really hate that about the luge rider in the Olympics.

I had one of those accidents one time. Me and Jeb were coming down this hill on an inner tube and we were supposed to go around the hill on a built up curve but we went over it.

Crossed the field, chased by a mad bull, Jeb tried to slide under an electric fence but caught it in his teeth as he tried to slip under it.

All his fillings melted. Said he felt like a nuckular bomb had hit him.

All I got was a bull horn up the old wazzoo.

-W.


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