George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 10 August 2010

Dear Diary,

It's August already.

W. Here.

That tree thing was awful yesterday. I mean, right behind all our guests at the barbecue was this tree and it SHOULD have fallen AWAY from them.

Not on them.

Dad hates me. Jeb will get everything.

They're all sore.

But it WAS a thorn tree.

W.