George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 15 May 2010

May 15th, 2010

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

I can't understand all the trouble over that oil well spill. They should be able to stop that.

I bet Dick Cheney could tell them what to do but he loves to see the smooth free flow of oil.

Maybe if he shut his eyes.

I'm staying out of this mess. They would have hung me if I were still in office.

Of course, I would have just had Cheney to cap it. I know he can because I saw him cap a fart over Dan Quayle's mouth one time.

W.