George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 July 2010

Too many people thought I was a bad President but I think a lot of Americans realize now that I am a lot better than Barack Saddam Hussein Osama Bin Laden, he rubs butts with stinky terrorists, and he wants to lock his opponents in pig pens too, i'm not even kidding, sure I destroyed my Dixie Chicks CDs, but I never had those ladies arrested, they had a right to speak against me, loads of former fans turned against them and steam rolled their CDs, isn't that much better than putting someone in Jail for disagreeing with you?

And if someone still wants to listen to their music after this happened, hey it's a free country, I don't listen to those ladies anymore but I sure ain't gonna tell you that you can't listen to them.