George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 15 May 2010

May, 2010

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

Because of her having so many health problems, Mama has agreed that they will come over to our house for Thanksgiving this year.

Boy, Mama can sure put away the stuffing.

Laura will first get us a live turkey that I will officially pardon. I enjoyed that so much during the eight years I was in the White House, instead of that turkey in there now.

Then Laura will get us a nice big one at Costco.

Also, having the parents over this year instead of our going over there, I'll get to eat at the big table.

W.