George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

Feb Ground Chuck Day

Dear Diary,

W. Here


I don't know why the media keeps harping on those Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Weren't they watching what happened over there before I conquered Iraq?

There were looters everywhere you looked.

Who knows where they hid all those things?

PS: I actually saw Steve Wonder today on the arm of some bimbo. They were in a store where she was trying on clothes and he was laughing and tell her that her ass looked too big in it.

Anyway, she got him back by leading him straight into a store dummy which he kung feud to death.

They made me leave the store I was laughing so hard...peed a little. They say Steve is a regular shopper there.

W.


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