George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 25 January 2010

January 25, 2010

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I must say that my motivationary speeches are going well.

Some people are going to have to eat my words.

Last night, for instance, I had a good crowd in Paducah, Kentucky and my speech was so Motovational that half the crowd hurried out half-way through.

They were ready to get out and do their stuff!

Tonight I'm at the Atlanta roller rink #5.

Take THAT Al Gore!

W.