George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 20 March 2010

Everybody on the news keeps talking about Health Care Reform. I just don't get it.

Do we need to send all of them health care workers to reform school or something? Did they get into trouble for fighting with each other?

I remember watching some of them reform school movies. Well, maybe they wasn't about reform school, but them movies with Linda Blair and the other women in women's prisons was entertainiating (especially the shower scenes).

I didn't like that shower seen in Psycho, though. Too much blood and not enough goodies.

I like goodies. My favorites are jelly donuts and cupcakes with sprinkles and brownies.

Brownies are just young girl scouts, though that's also what Laura calls the tootsie rolls I leave in my underwear. I think some of the secret service guys don't like it when they have to wipe me.

What was I talking about again?

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