George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 1 October 2009

October, 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

I tell you another great idea I had that no one would ever surpress any degree of support for.

We need a worldwide curfew!

Let's say eleven o'clock at night!

At eleven o'clock everybody, except those who were on irregularity shifts, would have to be home by eleven o'clock!

And I mean, regular working people would have a written excuse to show the police who would also need a written excuse to show the person they were checking out.

It would have cut crime in half or even up to 50% because most of your crimes happen between 11PM and 7AM.

Just think. You could lie down in peace every night at 11 o'clock and know that everyone in the world is under curfew until seven in the morning.

Stupid laughing Cheney!

W.


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