George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 30 September 2009

September, 2009

Dear Diary,


I still think my idea of giving all social security drawers $10 in lotto tickets instead of money was a great idea.

Think of all the money it would have saved social security!

Think of all those old farts sitting around every month to see who is the big winners and some lesser winners.

Then the winner would have to shell out a lot of income taxes to the Unites States government.

Some of those who came really close would have heart attacks and we'd save even more on social security.

It was a sure win/win idea.

Nancy Pelosi, bite me!


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