George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 11 October 2009

October, 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

So Osama won a Knob-All Piss Prize. There was no way I could have won one because I'm not a person who goes around showing his knob.

Everyone I know is sick of health care talk. I think that's why we're all sick.

Also, I'm beginning to see why so many US citizens go to Mexico for their medicated drugs.

Senyor Pharmasuitical is much cheaper. So buying your medications down in old May-Hick-go than from the drugsters we have here in Texas makes a lot of cents.

Cheney's down there now looking for his next heart. The border is so violent, he probably won't have to wait long.

Wonder if he'll still speak English?

W.