George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

October, 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I have decided to drop all the speech tours as the crowds are thinning out.

Plus, there are those embarrassing questions about repeating what I had just said in English.

I bet those are Al Gore and John Kerry plants. Come to think of it, Al Gore may BE a plant. hee hee.

Gotta remember to tell Cheney about that one.

Cheney is out right now as it's hunting season. Sarah Palin group with him. What do you bet that he doesn't fake a heart attack to get a mouth-to-mouth there?

I tried that once before Laura and I were married but Mama farted in my face and I got up really fast.

Almost a had a real heart attack.

Tonight, I start writing my Amoires!

W.