George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 11 September 2009

September, 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

I don't see why Pelosi and Reid are all stirred up over that Congressman yelling "You Lie!" at Osama's speech the other night.

You should hear what they were mumbling behind me during my speeches.

How would Osama like it if they mumbled "Nucklar...nucklar...nucklar" all the time he was up there trying to announce his words correctedly?

Of course, everybody knew he was lying from the start. That goes with being a politician.

You show me a politician that doesn't lie and I'll show you a live jackalope.

Look at all those people who had to turn down posts in the Osama menstruation.

Give me a brake!

W.


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