George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 7 October 2009

October 6th, 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

Osama was on the television again tonight about his health bill.

If you asked me his health bill is not very healthy, having to get on television every single week.

I hear his ratings have slipped to 40% among the American public and to 10% in the Nelson readings. ha ha A little Osama humor there.

Maybe I should call Letterman.

No, I guess he's busy using his staff.

Wow! I wish Cheney could hear me tonight. Maybe I'll call him after writing this and read it back to him.

Osama looked like he was getting down on the whole thing. Needs another beer conference.

That's it! I'm calling Cheney!

W.