George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 3 September 2009

September, 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

Dick Cheney should change his name to Lon Cheney because of all the huffin and puffin he's doing in that new book, or so I'm told.

He also has said that I sometimes act like a child.

Well, when did I ever act like a child, Mr. Poopy Ass? Give us some cases!

Now Lynn Cheney was great debating that health care chestnut on TV the other day.

I don't know how the Dickster wound up with such an intelligent woman, although Laura can hold her own, especially if you say something about her family.

Well, I need to start in on my book. I've decided to write a children's classic to start with, then work my way up.

W.