George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 12 October 2009

October, 2009

Dear Diary,

W. Here.

I see where the poorer countries are only getting Swine Flu jabs. I think that's cruel. Why doesn't Mr. Noble Peace Prize say something about THAT?

It's bad enough they're not even getting the Swine Flu shots without people rubbing it in with their jabs.

By the way, Dick Cheney told me why Osama got that Noble Peace Prize. It was because he brought peace between that professor and the cop with the beer conference.

So, I have to admit he deserved it.

Apparently the runner-up was Fidel Castro.

They said he has helped more people to "rest in peace" than anyone in the islands here, ever, and that they were overdue for an award for some time.

Looks like Hitler would have got one. Well, he DID get that "Man Of The Year" thing.

Just can't please some people. Gets "Man of the Year" and is still pissed at the whole world.

And speaking of piss....

W.