George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 30 September 2009

September, 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

According to this article in the latest Inquirer, I went crazy as a bess bug recently.

And I don't even remember it.

I asked Laura but she's mad over some other article in another magazine. Never seen her so pissed.

I asked Dick Cheney and he said it was all true. Maybe THAT is what has got Laura all stirred up.

Cheney said he had to fire a gun into the air several times to get me to look at him and that he brought me back to my senses.

When I asked him what I did, he said that for eight years I thought I was the president of the United States.

When I told him I WAS president of the United States, he said "Oh, let's not start that again."

I think I'll call daddy. I mean, HE was president of the United States....I think.

Anyway, the article didn't mention that.

You know, they were right about John Edwards and that woman.

W.