George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 30 September 2009
According to this article in the latest Inquirer, I went crazy as a bess bug recently.
And I don't even remember it.
I asked Laura but she's mad over some other article in another magazine. Never seen her so pissed.
I asked Dick Cheney and he said it was all true. Maybe THAT is what has got Laura all stirred up.
Cheney said he had to fire a gun into the air several times to get me to look at him and that he brought me back to my senses.
When I asked him what I did, he said that for eight years I thought I was the president of the United States.
When I told him I WAS president of the United States, he said "Oh, let's not start that again."
I think I'll call daddy. I mean, HE was president of the United States....I think.
Anyway, the article didn't mention that.
You know, they were right about John Edwards and that woman.
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