George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 26 August 2009

August, 2009

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

I still don't like that Obama Beer Conference thing. If Cheney and I had tried that, the MADD people would have been all over our ass.

Not that Cheney and I share the same ass, you know what I mean.

I remember I had a dinner with a group of Muslims at the White House one night and I gave a toast and quoted the prophet Mohammed.

I said that Mohammed was known to be a holy man and that he was also "probably the greatest boxer of all time."

I think that was the first shoe incident, but those were shut up until that guy in Iraq caught me off guard.

But I hope people seeing that for the first time realized that I had gotten pretty good at dodging those things.

Shoes are nothing compared to dinner plates and burning candles.

W.


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