George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Monday, 24 August 2009

Laura is really, really mad at me. I don't know what I can do to make her be nice again.

Last night, we were at this really fancy dinner with the foreign minister of France (he was visiting Austin, Texas for something and I was there too). I was seated at the head table with him and the Governor and Laura was at the next table with all of the wives.

Anyway, the main dish on the menu was some kind of spicy fish. I thought is smelled and tasted kind of familiar and spoke up and told Laura, "honey, this reminds me a lot of when I eat your pussy."

Governor Rick Perry thought that it reminded him of Laura's pussy too (so I'm not the only one that thunk it).

She didn't like it that I said that at all. Maybe she thought it tasted more like fishsticks or something.